What’s your nickname for a cup of coffee? There are a lot of funny names for coffee, from the common “Joe” to the more obscure “C8H10N4O2.”
Some are clever names, some are a bit of a stretch, and some are just funny coffee puns. As long as coffee has been around, it’s been inspiring clever turns of phrases and funny coffee nicknames.
So coffee lovers, pour yourself a cup of joe, bean juice, or rocket fuel. And let’s get to looking at this list of coffee synonyms to find your new favorite slang term for coffee.
Funny Names For Coffee
Whether for its based on its appearance, its caffeine content, or historical significance, there are a ton of different ways to refer to this delicious and energizing beverage. These also make great name ideas for coffee drinks!
1. Dirt
2. Mud
3. Ink
4. Oil
5. Sludge
6. Worm Dirt
7. Go Juice
8. Jitter Juice
9. Brain Juice
10. High Octane
11. Wakey Juice
12. Morning Jolt
13. Liquid Energy
14. Rocket Fuel
15. Leaded
16. Cupped Lightning
17. Morning Fix
18. Battery Acid
19. Varnish Remover
20. Brew
21. Cuppa
22. Bean Juice
23. Hot Stuff
24. Dirty Bean Water
25. C8H10N4O2 (Caffeine Molecule)
26. Cup of Joe
27. Java
28. Mocha
29. Jamocha
30. Early Bird Special
31. Eye Opener
32. Caffeine Infusion
33. Edible Ink
34. Coffee Tree Juice
35. Warm Brew
36. Bean Oil
37. Liquid Mud
38. Jolting Juice
39. Concentration Serum
