64 Flower Puns That Really Rose To The Occasion

Flowers make for beautiful photo subjects and you’re going to need these flower puns as the perfect witty captions to go along with them.

Flower Puns – Social

Whether someone gave you a bouquet of roses or you’re showing off your blooming garden or you just picked some wildflowers, these puns about flowers are super fun.

Flower Puns

1. I love you a lily more each day.

2. Hosta la vista, baby!

3. If you were a flower, you’d be a damn-delion.

4. What in carnation?

5. Every daisy is better because of you.

6. You’re simply iris-istible.

7. Iris you all the happiness in the world.

Flower puns – You can poppy-n anytime.

8. You can poppy-n anytime.

9. Thistle while you work.

10. I can’t wait to kiss your tulips.

11. A peony for your thoughts.

12. We should put our tulips together.

13. A peony saved is a peony earned.

14. Rose to the occasion.

Flower puns – A peony saved is a peony earned.

15. I lilac you.

16. Wild(flower) about you.

17. She has a violet streak.

18. Be still my bleeding heart.

19. Put the petal to the metal.

20. Don’t be so posy.

21. Mums the word.

flower puns - Here comes the sun(flower).

22. Every dogwood has its day.

23. Go with the flower.

24. Don’t be so impatiens.

25. You’ll rue the day.

26. I’ve pollen and I can’t get up.

27. I love it when you call me Big Poppy.

28. I’ve had it once and floral.

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29. Begonia. Don’t stay.

30. Can’t you run any aster?

31. He’s just a one-trick peony.

32. Light as a heather, stiff as a board.

33. That is just ranunculus.

34. “You grow girl!”

35. “Here comes the sun(flower).”

36. “I just want some-bud-y to love…”

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37. Are you feeling bouquet?

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Flower Jokes

38. What do you say when you want a kiss from a flower? Plant one on me.

39. What type of flower would you give a saxophone player? Jazz-mine.

40. How do two flowers greet each other? “Hey bud, how’s it growing?”

41. Why are plants the best chefs? They’re succulent.

42. I took a photo of my flower. Now it can photosynthesize.

43. What flower is the biggest klutz? A Whoopsi-Daisy.

44. What do you call flowers who are BFFs? Buds.

45. What’s a flower’s favorite band? Guns n’ Roses.

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46. What do you call a grandpa flower? Poppy.

47. Did you hear about the flower that never bloomed? It was a bud omen.

48. What is a bumblebee’s favorite flower? The bee-gonia.

49. She didn’t date the gardener. He was too rough around the hedges.

50. What kind of alcohol do flowers drink? Rosé.

51. What does a flower do when they get caught in a lie? Backpetal.

52. What do flowers study in college? Stem.

53. What do you call a flower that glows in the dark? A light bulb.

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54. What is a flower’s favorite sci-fi movie? Back to the fuschia.

55. What’s a pickle’s favorite type of flower? The daffo-dill.

56. How do florists make their money? By petaling their goods, of course!

57. What do you call Dracula with hay fever? The pollen count.

58. What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A Collie-flower.

59. I was going to catalog my dried flowers, but I realized I have more pressing problems to deal with.

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60. My vase of flowers died, but then they came back to life. It must have been reincarnation.

61. What’s an amnesiac sailor’s favorite flower? Forget-me-knots.

62. I was asked to choose my number one houseplant when three of my favorites were in the room. It put me in a really orchid situation.

63. I decided to plant some flowers in my garden. Then I realized I haven’t botany.

64. What happens to a flower when it gets embarrassed? It turns rosy.

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Ashley Hubbard

Ashley Hubbard is a blogger and freelance writer based in Nashville, Tennessee focusing on sustainability, travel, books, plants, coffee, veganism, mental health, and more. She has two other websites - wild-hearted.com and odditiesandcuriositiestravel.com

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